hopsmash is FOR SALE 🙃

I’m burnt tf out! We all are. Also, I have a lot of work in the arts to get done, so Hopsmash has become an afterthought. If you’re interested, hit the contact page below and reach out!

Includes: The domain, trademarks for Hopsmash (025) and Respect The Craft (025), and all socials.

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THESE ARE YOUR SHAMELESS IDIOTS.

RYAN

AKA Wetmouth McGraw

JOEL

AKA General No-Pants

BEN

AKA Mr. Leave Me Alone

ANG

AKA Queen Of The Triples

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