hopsmash is FOR SALE 🙃
I’m burnt tf out! We all are. Also, I have a lot of work in the arts to get done, so Hopsmash has become an afterthought. If you’re interested, hit the contact page below and reach out!
Includes: The domain, trademarks for Hopsmash (025) and Respect The Craft (025), and all socials.

LATEST REVIEWS
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Dois Corvos & Kingpin Books – The Big Issue Double IPA
Portugal 🇵🇹 yay! I know it’s been way too long since I was there because most good craft breweries in…
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Dougall’s & La Pirata – 01/20 Double IPA
😱😱😱😱😱 I did a beer review! Because why not, even though I’m burnt out af. And why not have it…
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Phase Three – Triadic Harmonies Triple IPA
Been so busy with EGOPROOF that I don’t get around to beer reviews very often these days. Sorry about that?…
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Phase Three – Comic Cake IPA
🍰 Phase Three West Coasties always get our attention, and we were blessed with these cakes to keep the flavor…
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Firestone Walker – Electric Eagle IPA
Heyoooo, got that Firestone Walker and Ernie Ball collab for some proper West Coast IPA jammers. 🎶 I know we…
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Butchertown – Mag-Barred IPA
What a delicious treat from the good folks at Butchertown. There’s a term in Louisville for a car running into…
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