A Beer Story - Wheaton, Illinois

A Beer Story - Wheaton, Illinois

A beer story, by Joel: Beer dude just left this in the middle of the sidewalk on Hale in downtown Wheaton today. Being into such delicious beverages, I was concerned for the safety of the Gumballhead and LazerSnake from 3 Floyds, the Modus Hoperandi from Ska, and some mystery stout keg from Avery.

I crossed the street headed away from this scene backwards, which was dangerous, just to ensure I kept an unrelentingly attentive eye on it. I waited like a concerned parent. A few minutes later the beer rep returned to wheel it in the direction it is facing and saw me staring. “I was concerned for the beer.” I saids. The man looked at me like I had three heads.

“It’s Wheaton.” The beer man said with a scrunched up face as he pushed ever onward. And it was at that moment that I realized, he was right. It’s Wheaton, people would assume it’s lost its mommy and would take pictures of it and post it on social media. #immyownmeme – OH BEER! – Joel

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