Sure. We'll review it, unless it sucks, then we probably won't. We always have Way. Too. Many. Beers. To review, and we generally leave the shit to the shit pile because who wants to see shit when they can see glory? Hit our contact page to ask for our mailing address. Please do not send us shit. Or things we don't like. Or literal boxes of shit. Which also happen to be things we don't like.
Definitely. Unless it sucks. Be prepared for a shitty review if you send shitty beer. If you're not at least halfway confident in your skills, might wanna think twice. You can view our contact page to ask for our mailing address.
Sure. Buy some merch, and you'll get free shit in your box. Don't email us asking for free stickers. We delete those emails. Ask the hundreds of deleted emails in our inbox at any given time. We don't email you asking you to send us free whatever you spend your money on.
We're actually super nice people. We're just not young anymore, and we don't have time for time-sucking shenanigans. Thank you for reading this FAQ before contacting us. Thank you for reading our stupid shit.
UNQUALIFIED BEER REVIEWS BY UNQUALIFIED PEOPLE. ALSO, MERCH SOMETIMES.