Unqualified Beer Reviews

West Sixth - Hop Static Ch. 8 Cold IPA

I see a cold IPA, I buy a cold IPA. Because I love India Pale Lagers. 😆 Anyway, this is...

Hacker-Pschorr - Oktoberfest Märzen

It’s Oktoberfest beer season and my body is ready for all of them. 🫃 This was my first go with...

Perennial - Vacation Dad Blonde Ale

Hey check me out, I’m a vacation dad. 🤓😎Couldn’t drink the beer, but it felt apropos. ☹️ Hopefully this was...

Paulaner - Grapefruit Radler

Mail f’d the can. Smh. The ultimate beer to drink when you don’t wanna get shmammered during the pregame. 😵‍💫...

Big Grove Brewery - Des Moines, Iowa

Loved everything about the Big Grove location here in Des Moines. 😍 Cold IPA and a Dark Mexican Lager. 😵‍💫...

Fat Head's - Alpha Ambush IPA

Always with them Westies, and once again I found a pack of some clear goody goodness from the folks over...

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German-American Club Oktoberfest - Louisville, Kentucky

HEYOOOOO! 🇩🇪 Went to Oktoberfest at the German-American Club here in Louisville this weekend, and you know we had a...

Snoqualmie Falls Brewery - Snoqualmie, Washington

Was a beautiful day with wifey out here at Snoqualmie Falls! 🥰🥰🥰 Loving Washington very much pls thx. 😊 Absolutely...

Mother Earth - Hop Monster IPA

All right. The results are in. 💌 This is the best MomErf IPA I’ve swallowed YET. And I’ve swallowed A...

AleSmith - IPA

Y'all know how I feel about Westies: Put all of them. Inside me. 😮😮😮 Still a pain to find them...

Big Lake - Swing Juice IPA

Happy Labor Day! ✊️ I snagged this four pack of Swing Juice while in Michigan for a golf trip a...

Optimism Brewing Co. / Stoup Brewing - Seattle, Washington

Managed to fortunately make it to Optimism just before the Stoup takeover! Happy for everyone involved, as long as they’re...

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Paulaner - Oktoberfest Märzen

Anyone going to Oktoberfest this year? 🍺 It’s that time of year! 😆 Hell yeah, put all the märzens into...

Lua - Climbing Kites Cannabis-Infused Sparkling Water

Well now. 🧐 This is straight pleasant as hell. I normally can’t stand flavored sparkling waters because they make my...

Phase Three Brewing Co. Taproom + Kitchen - Elmhurst, Illinois

Who’s a lucky guy? This one! 😆 Sometimes, anyway. And that time is now, as our buddies Matt and Shannon...

Phase Three - TDH In Threes Triple IPA

Once again, triple all the things! 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ Another banging hazy from the Phase Three gang, this time with Nelson, Citra,...

Lua Brewing - Des Moines, Iowa

What are the chances there’s a Mikerphone collab on tap!?! 😱 And a Fair State! 😱 Lagers are badass. Stout...

Paulaner - Oktoberfest Bier

Who’s ready for fall?! It’s that time of year! 🍂 I hate fall because it means winter is coming. Ngl....

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