Marz - Oktoberfestbier
Ah, shit. Marz nailed this festbee, and I’m thinking whatever they did for mouthfeel is a HUGE level way the...
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Metropolitan - Afterburner Oktoberfest Lager
Metroktober, FUCK YEAH! Bears not sucking and home reno and I LOVE METROPOLITAN SO HARD. This is quite possibly my...
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Penrose - DDH Sabro Goofier Boots Double IPA
I love these stupid single-hop over-hop experiments with beers I already fuck with. Penrose got even STUPIDER with a shitload...
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Foreign Exchange - Endless Citra Triple IPA
There was so much Citra in this beer. I swear to fuck. It was endless. Also, this beer was fucking...
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Ology & Forbidden Root - When In Rome Imperial Stout
Love me some baby stout cans. Now I can stock up on lil’ guys and not need three people to...
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Half Acre - Lager Town Octoberfest Märzen
A Half Acre Oktoberfest at Gillerson’s with my dude Zach while he’s on his national tour supporting Into The Dark...
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Old Nation - Oktoberfest Märzen
Old Nation Oktoballs was seriously squishy roast malt sex, and I would totally ask it to homecoming if I was...
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Fort Point - Animal IPA
Three of my favorite things:Fresh chopped onion. Fort Point tropical IPA. My wife’s boobs. Such a refreshing sexual experience, I’d...
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Heavy Seas - Joose Cannon: Mai Tai IPA
It looks like carrot juice BUT IT TASTED LIKE A POLY POLYNESIAN SWINGER PARTY WHERE ALL THE LUBE IS VEGAN!...
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Tin Whiskers - Into The Sabro IPA
Post-Oktoberfest night cap: the insanely amazing Tin Whiskers and their INTO THE SABROOOOOOOOOOOOO. Hot fuck. This brewery can do no...
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Werk Force - Werktoberfest Märzen
Oh fuckballzenstein! Nothing like a Werktoberfest to round out an evening with the bros, selecting human athletes for our imaginary...
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Sketchbook - Oktoberfest Märzen
No ChicagOktoFest is complete without some Sketch bois. I LOVE SKETCHBOOK SO FUCKING HARD. We ended up using a knife...
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Phase Three - P3 Oktoberfest Märzen
Fucking Phase Three dropping a fat-ass Okto bubby all up on my swallow portal, making me woo with an accent...
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Hopewell - Endgrain Märzen
Hopewell doesn’t brew a bad beer. BUT THEIR OKTO IS ON SOME “WHO MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL” TYPE...
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Liquid Love - Oktoberfest Märzen
Okto4 was a Liq Lover. Did you know that 77% of all Liquid Love beverages are made without pants?! Such...
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Penrose - Oktofest Märzen
Okto3 went to Penrose AND I AM GLAD I BOUGHT EXTRAS OF THIS GUY. That regal floral tickle on the...
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More - Oktoberfest Märzen
We went with the More oktopupper second. HOT CHRIST. How the fuck does every local Oktoberfest make me want to...
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Sew Hop'd - Oktoberfest Märzen
Fantasy football x Chicagoland Oktoberfest smash sesh, let’s goooooo! The first was from Sew Hop’d, and it BANGS! This copper...
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