Unqualified Beer Reviews

Mixed Meadia - Bourbon Barrel-Aged Mead

My niece is loving the mead. 🍯 This one here is a BBA 11.5% banger from Mixed Meadia, which Ben...

Pipeworks - Ninja Vs. Unicorn Double IPA

Pipeworks Ninja Vs. Unicorn on tap at Michael Jordan’s Steakhouse is the Chicago staple I show up for. 🥷 🦄...

Mile Wide - Paristown Pils

Y’all should know by now that Mile Wide is my home when I’m in Louisville. 🏡 The best people, the...

Herrnbräu - Tradition Festbier

That German beer box has yet to disappoint. 🇩🇪 Crispy boys from way across the pond just hit diff when...

The Bruery - La Capilla Tequila Barrel-Aged Sour Blonde Ale

This face puncher was inspired by the paloma cocktail, which I’ve never had because tequila is my kryptonite. 🍹 I...

Hop Butcher - Double Blazed Orange Milkshake Double IPA

I once traded an entire set of 1989 Topps baseball cards for a four pack of this beer. ⚾️ Not...

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Roaring Table & Alter - Green Kite Double IPA

Packs of this were completely sold out at Roaring Table 😔 so I grabbed a crowler because who the hell...

Drowned Lands - Leys Vienna Lager

Full disclosure: I opened my first of the twelve beers of Christmas and then wasn’t home for a week for...

Cage Brewing - St. Petersburg, Florida

I love when you’re walking from one brewery to another, and there’s one in between, so you just go there...

More - Swerski Dunkelweizen

It’s not too often when you get a dunkelweizen in your face around these parts, but More always comes through...

Liquid Love - Bitchfront Madness Fruited Sour Ale

A pineapple and coconut fruited sour? 🍍 🥥 Not usually for me, but Liquid Love won me over with a...

Noon Whistle - Hop Prism Blue IPA

While we’ve dismantled the rest of the Christmas decorations 🎄 we’re keeping up the tree for a few more days...

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District Brew Yards - Wheeling, Illinois

District Brew Yards is crazy, y’all. 😜 Not only is it a collab between FIVE different Chicago breweries, but it’s...

Riverlands - Frozen Oasis Double Dry-Hopped Double Cold IPA

They made this for summer, but I wasn’t here. 😔 So, I saw it at the store and immediately threw...

Rogue - Dead Guy IPA

IT’S DEAD GUY DAY!!! ☠️ Guys. Guys. Guys. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Check out this totally bonkers packaging from Rogue. ⚰️ Aaaand, inside...

Phase Three - Unchecked Imagination Double IPA

A Motueka and Citra double from the genii at Phase Three? Count my entire body IN. ✅ Mad 7.8% creamalicious...

Crushed By Giants Brewing Co. - Chicago, Illinois

Finally popped my Crushed By Giants cherry 🍒 and THE LIQUIDS WERE INSAAAAANE! Malört included. 😵‍💫 The Czech pils was...

Jolly Pumpkin - Noel Special Ale

What’s with all these breweries giving me sours lately? 🤐 Jfc I just cannot. Le sigh. But, because I like...

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