The great haul of Spring 2018: Seeing my Hopsmash family in person and getting to hang out pretty hardcore after what felt like forever was more than enough of a gift. BUT THEY OPENED THE TRUNK AND JUST KEPT ON BRINGING MORE AND MORE BEERS OUT. And then when I asked what these were for, they just shrugged and said “You.”
Don’t let anyone tell you our collective appreciation for delicious beer is stupid, because there’s like 50,000+ of us on one little social media page who would all buy a complete stranger a delicious beer just because you know and respect their love of delicious beer.
I love my partners in Hopsmash, and I didn’t expect a trunk full of beers I’ve never had in my life. But what you can’t see is that they gifted me a Hopsmash thong that looks like a fig leaf covering my honky tonk. But with hops. PANTS BE DAMNED.