THTOP THE PRETHETH! I am completely terrified of sours. I am also 100% okay with who I am, even though I am completely terrified of sours. But then, Definitive sent me this Implied Diamonds sour with vanilla and strawberry, AND IT DID SOMETHING TO MY SINSIDES! (My sinsides are where I sin, inside.) Ladies and gentlemen of the Hopsmash commune and dance studio, this beer was so fucking incredible, I got goosebumps and clapped like a fruit-shaped box of fruit shapes. I was so scared I was going to hate it that I brought my sour surrogate friend, Kurt, over to my house to drink it just in case I couldn’t get through it. I DIDNA EVEN NEEDS HIMS! This is the best beer that wasn’t expecting to love that I’ve ever loved! PLEASE SEND MORE! Seems fitting that it’s a collabo with Mast Landing, because I was at full mast, friends. - Joel
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Brewery: Definitive & Mast Landing
From: Portland, ME & Westbrook, ME 🇺🇸
Beer: Implied Diamonds Sour Ale
ABV: 6%
Hopsmash Script T-shirt
$40.00