Double Nickel - Slope Style Pilsner

Double Nickel - Slope Style Pilsner

While I looooove the idea of a hoppy pils, I did not care for this gorgeous beer. I’ve had a few hoppy lagers in the past that I’ve adored, but this pilsner made me question its sweetness and wet aftertaste, almost how I question people who work in grocery stores and lick their fingers before opening new bags to bag my groceries in. There’s this one lady at the Target by my house that we call the finger licker. She smokes a lot of cigarettes and blinks super-slow, so when she licks her fingers it almost feels like she’s coming on to me. Oh! This branding is sick as hell and it reminds me of that porno from the 80s where that guy put his schwanz in a hot dog bun and served it. - Joel
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Brewery: Double Nickel
From: Pennsauken, NJ 🇺🇸
Beer: Slope Style Pilsner
ABV: 5.9%

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