Energy City - Bâtisserie Neapolitan Imperial Stout

Energy City - Bâtisserie Neapolitan Imperial Stout

by Joel Frieders ·

Energy City - Bâtisserie Neapolitan Imperial Stout

Here it is ladies and gentlemen, my favorite Neapolitan stout to date. Holy perfect nightcap. That vanilla and strawberry aren’t even fighting each other, they’re holding each other by the trunk doing some sort of gymnastic two-man cartwheel, but they’re doing it romantically. Like, they’re each singing the same Sade song, but they’re trying to out-erotic each other, so while they’re professionals and should be used to being face to crotch with fellow performers, the sexual tension is at an all-time high. There has NEVER been a more opportune time to crack a stout that could double as a heart-shaped box of chocolates. Find this. Drink one. Then gift the other to your favorite sensual human, and lose yourselves in both flavor and high-quality lubricants. There are many to choose from, but we’ve been enjoying the silicone Pulse brand lately. What? We can’t big-up lube companies when talking about incredible beers from Batavia, IL? - Joel
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Brewery: Energy City
From: Batavia, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Bâtisserie Neapolitan Imperial Stout
ABV: 10%

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