So l, my lager festival only had one guy show up and he was bald, overweight, and a complete dick, but he married my wife, so I got that going for me. So yeah, I got to drink two lagers in one night, and I think the sweetness on this guy made me a better human being. My wife didn’t think so, so the stank remained off my hanglow, but damn do I love my wife, so I made her breakfast for dinner and then said, “The next time we make love, talk about pancakes,” and she rolled over. - Joel
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Brewery: Fifty West
From: Cincinnati, OH 🇺🇸
Beer: American Lager
ABV: 4.5%
