Hop Butcher - Chillin' Out Maxin' IPA

Hop Butcher - Chillin' Out Maxin' IPA

by Joel Frieders ·

Hop Butcher - Chillin' Out Maxin' IPA

I have chilled out maxin’, my friends. Holy sweet tart pinehop throat tickles, this shit is pastel and neon sugar chugs all up in my chughole. This brewery makes IPAs ROMANTIC AS FUCK. Also, while this beer went down my lower face hole, I re-enacted the scene where Will Smith says, “GIVE ME THE GUN, CARLTON,” all dramatic and shit and it totally turned my wife on. I’m only lying about the wife part. This beer is fly girls in yoga pants before yoga pants were yoga pants. - Joel
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Brewery: Hop Butcher
From: Darien, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Chillin’ Out Maxin’ IPA
ABV: 6.5%

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