I sipped this and then extended both arms, looked out into the ether, and smiled my smiliest smile, as if to communicate with the universe that this might be the most delicious motherfucking liquid to hit my lips since that one hot weekend in French Lick, Indiana, where me and my wife had our luggage stolen and had to settle for robes with no ropes for an entire weekend. We tried this move called the “flailin’ dangler” and then moved on to the “conch munch” and then finished the evening off with some “turbid tap water showers.” DAMN, I love that woman. And this beer, too. But DAMN that trip was erotic as fuck. OH HEY GUYS WHATS UP, PARDON THE ‘RECTION. - Joel
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Brewery: Hop Butcher
From: Darien, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Cosmic Fountain DIPA
ABV: 7.5%
