Imagine me singing to this beer, 🎶 “What I wouldn’t do to have you last forever, but unfortunately I gotsta rub my wife’s feets so I gotta pummel you into my throat cavern hole swallow thingie.” And then I hit the chorus, “IF BUTCHIE ONLY KNEW THEY’RE MAKIN’ SWEET SWEET LOVE TO MY FACE, MAKES ME A BETTER LOVER TO MY WIFE AND WHATEVER ROLE SHE BE PLAYIN’ AFTER WE SPIN THE ROLE PLAY DIIIIIIICE!” Welp! She drew the “West Virginia coal miner with a lisp and a hankering for flapjacks” from the sex box! Time to help her wit her twerkboots! SEXY SEXY SEXY MINER HELMET SEXY SEXY SEXY TURN THAT LIGHT ON TOP YER HELMET ON, HAL! - @joelfrieders
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Brewery: @hopbutcher
From: Darien, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Neon Green Relish DIPA
ABV: 7.5%
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