Illuminated - Fruit Slave Double IPA

Illuminated - Fruit Slave Double IPA

Lit a candle in honor of this Fruit Slave still packing a delicious mufuggin’ sweet hop punch. Also, this butt plug beer glass from Crusade really brings out my high cheekbones. One of these days, I want to be cool enough to be invited to Illuminated so I can wear one of their hooded robes and chant their sacred chants. Regarding the sacred chants, I went to Greek school with this dude who told me that Illuminated just slow sings Eminem lyrics, which is mom’s spaghetti. THIS BEER IS GALDARN HOPSMOOTH AND SWEET BURP PLEASURES. - Joel
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Brewery: Illuminated
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Fruit Slave DIPA
ABV: 7.5%

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