Everything is awful. I don’t even know who these things or people are anymore. Or why they’re showing me their bellies or tongues. All’s I know is this Shift made everyone else’s actions seem less creepy or suggestive. Maybe it was the juicy juice thickness that made me partially ignore their rude hints at wanting to bed me, or rub their belly, whichever. I would recommend this delicious beer thrice every fortnight, as you won’t even know you’ve been touched by the angel of flavor until you try and drink something else and then think back to when she touched you. Spoiler alert: I’m the angel of flavor. Guess where my wings are and what they’re made out of. - Joel
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Brewery: Incendiary
From: Winston-Salem, NC 🇺🇸
Beer: Shift: Blue IPA
ABV: 8.1%
