Trading cards and beers. Beers and trading cards. I don’t know how kids these days don’t collect trading cards for their beers like I do. I mean, do you even beer? Appft, c’mon. Step up your beer game, Francis. Sure, you can collect “bottle caps” and “can labels” and “empty bombers,” but what are you gonna take to work to trade with your friends? I suggest you step into the twentieth century fox and hold an artistic and analog description of your favorite post-work alcohol-including liquids via a decorative and limited edition trading card, bruh. Just do it. OH HEY, THIS LAND GRANTER WAS FUCKING THICKLISH MCHOPPYPERFBALLS. I WANT THEM TO KNOW THEY NEVER DISAPPOINT. EXCEPT THEIR PARENTS. But that’s just because they stopped using single-use plastics without bragging about it unlike all these crossfitting vegans. - Joel
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Brewery: Land-Grant
From: Columbus, OH
Beer: Quadrahopic V. 201 IPA
ABV: 6.7%
