Lil’ basement Velvet Villain imperial porter action while taking cover during a recent storm. Seems like the storms are having their way with my house, while these beers are having their way with my loins. Only thing that sucks is that, while the damage to the house is (mostly) covered by insurance, my loin damage is only metaphorical, and I don’t get paid to be this erotic. I mean, I’m still dancing on the weekends and all, but the audience population that still wooooos and waves dollar bills at dadbods is slowly dwindling because of the desire to have one for yourself. Don’t remember what the beer tasted like because I was dancing. Sorry. - Joel
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Brewery: Lansing
From: Lansing, MI 🇺🇸
Beer: Velvet Villain Imperial Porter
ABV: 8.2%
