I haven’t felt my face in days. I’m almost out of rations. But I also have a Door Dash gift card, so I can at least use it for life-saving tacos. Holy shit shits. Maplewood went and did the damn thing. This Breakfast Cuppa is like a Carnation Instant Breakfast mixed with mid-90s Penthouse magazines that I found when I was 12, which then set off my sexual proclivities for the rest of my life. Only difference is that NOW I GET TO BE DIRTY WITH A SUPERMODEL WHO IS MY WIFE. I mean, instead of that old yellow pillow named Juniper. - Joel
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Brewery: Maplewood
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: BA Cuppa Breakfast Imperial Stout
ABV: 14%
