I would rather this beer be available every day when I decide which citrus and tropical fruits to put inside of me than to ever see another dance battle end in a fucking tie. If I sound salty, it’s because there was a clear fucking winner. It’s just, our judges were fucking wussies and didn’t hand me the fucking gold on my own when they KNOW ain’t no 10-year-old on the planet with as much passion on the dance floor as me. Sorry if you heard me yelling. It’s completely out of character. Which is a lie because I have no character besides my dance persona. I fucking love Maplewood beers and I sure as shit should have won that fucking dance battle. Those judges can fucking enjoy their internet turned off for a week, the freeloading shitsquirts without a high school diploma or even a junior high education. APPPFT. - @joelfrieders
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Brewery: @maplewoodbrew
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Juice Jorts APA
ABV: 6%
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