There’s a reason I’m a fanboy for Maplewood. This is the reason. My pants were juice. My juice were pants. Not only did I chug the jorts off of this Juice Pants, but I cracked another one right after this, making the pair of Juice Pants I swallowed even juicier than the pants I ripped off and tossed to my wife as an act of foreplay to inspire the act of coitus. I should inform you that the pants of juice was not the proper aphrodisiac and I remained dry near my southern border. - Joel
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Brewery: Maplewood
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Juice Pants IPA
ABV: 7%
