My cousin, Christopher, did this thing where he wore a “Son Of Juice purple” T-shirt to a family party along with a four-pack of the tasty local liquid hop delicacy beverage cans. He then smack-placed one in my husky dad-bod’d palm like he was handing me a beer in a beer commercial that sells beer with a lot of sunshine, even though the weather outside was a huge, huge asshole. Here’s to my cousin, Christopher, the same guy who used to run around the house naked while repeating the words, “Booty butt. Booty butt. Booty butt,” when we were 6 or 7. And this beer is so fucking incredible that I stopped and got my own 4-pack on the way home and had two more. I looked more and more attractive as I drank more. Again. - Joel
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Brewery: Maplewood
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Son Of Juice IPA
ABV: 6.3%
