Metal Monkey - Flashing Santa Winter Ale

Metal Monkey - Flashing Santa Winter Ale

The Flashing of Santa was not as delicious as it sounds. Santa sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows the kinds of porn you like, so be good for Santa knows the kind of porn you like’s sake. Maybe it’s my disdain for mulling spices, but this was a liquid candle in my opinion. Santa drinks some weird shit, I guess? - Joel
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Brewery: Metal Monkey
From: Romeoville, IL
Beer: Flashing Santa Winter Ale
ABV: 8.7%

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