My friend Josh Craine smuggled me out a Mikerphone TeeDubs the other week and I spent the first few days debating whether or not to share it with someone. I opted for solo consumption because THIS SHIT IS RED AND MAGICAL AND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE SMILING AND NODDING.
Our love for all things Mikerphone on Hopsmash is well-documented, but this might be the first time we’ve ever consumed a red IPA and had it actually be a juicy IPA that’s dyed red instead of what we might think of when we normally say red IPA. The coloring certainly messes with your mind when you put the MikerDubs into your wethole, but HOT CHRIST ON A (gluten-free) CRACKER, THIS RED WETTY BANGS HAWRD! I must’ve consumed this bishy in under two, tree minutes because I kept wanting it inside me and the easiest way to do that is through the ol’ wethole.
Bravo, Mikerphone family. This is stupid delicious. And I’m still blown away at how much wethole y’all have kilt over the years, and I’m honored to know yas. Also, Joey Giardinera saved my life once by simply being adorable. - Joel
From: Elk Grove Village, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Things We Don’t Say IPA