Straight-up ballsguzzled this bad boy down my suck shaft in two easy breezy suck chugs. Both swallows ended with cheers and interpretive dance. I’m now obsessed with Mother Earth and I want them to know I will be their beercheerleader the entire time their beer tastes this MONEY. Jesus balls on a bent baby-blue battering ram, this sweetness makes me want to cheer for other people doing random everyday shit. Like this dude out my backdoor whacking his weeds? GO GET ‘EM, MATT BELL! I BELIEVE IN YOU! WOOOOOOO! See? Beer is the other great unifier. Just like music. And appreciation for genitalia. And that pickles are grody. - Joel
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Brewery: Mother Earth
From: Vista, CA 🇺🇸
Beer: Say When IPA
ABV: 7.5%
