As a completely bald male with a dad bod to die for (or to die from, THANKS STANDARD AMERICAN DIET + CRUSHING ANXIETY + EXISTENTIAL DREAD), this beer title is offensive, as the only time I will ever attain the words on this beer will be by buying and drinking this beer. So I did. And I fucking loved it. And now I’m still bald AF. But I had this beer. So we’re good. For meow. - Joel at Flight Bottle Shoppe in Yorkville, Illinois
---------------------------------------
Brewery: New Image & Peculier
From: Arvada, CO & Windsor, CO 🇺🇸
Beer: Restoration & Regrowth IPA
ABV: 6.6%
