Noon Whistle Brewing Co. - Beer Haul

Noon Whistle Brewing Co. - Beer Haul

by Joel Frieders ·

Holy shit. 😮😮😮😮😮

When Noon Whistle told me they were sending me a box, I didn’t think it would look like the coolest shoebox I’ve ever received via porch bomb. 📦

Holy shit.

As a guy who understands his consistent alcohol intake is something to be monitored and well moderated, I have gravitated towards N/A bevvies more often over the last three years than I ever did before. 👀

HOLY SHIT THIS HOP WATER LOOKS LIKE HOP FLAMES AND BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE HOP FLAMES AND THEIR BRITENESS THE NWBerFAM INCLUDED SAFTEY GLASSES AND THE STICK OF CHAPS AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE CARED FOR IN ALL MY LIFE. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Holy shit.

I’m keeping my favorite seven sex toys in this box and I’m not labeling the box, so if you see this box around my house, please do not be alarmed at how much pleasure one man can achieve by his own hand. Or toy. 💁🏻‍♂️

Holy shit.

Happy Noon Year to ME! AND ONLY MEEEEEE! ☺️ - Joel
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Brewery: Noon Whistle
From: Naperville, IL 🇺🇸

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