Not sure if these Noon Whistlers knew what they were going to get when they sent me a perfect beer to try. I mean, I’ve fellated their beers and I’ve disagreed with their beers and I haven’t necessarily felt modest about anything, but this feels different. This feels like they made this sumbish specifically for me. I want sweet. I want hoppy. I want that pleasant throat twinge you get with some of the hazy hop/malt combos, not the throat twinge that feels like I’m being facially abused in the beer hole by a sour sweat sock soaked in a dozen Nordic jock straps and then the damp day-old basketball jerseys of the Olympic national team from New Zealand that got drunk and fell asleep in a remote hop farm. This isn’t just the good throat thrust, this is the great and erotic uvula violation. Go get this and then put it in you. Jesus balls. - Joel
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Brewery: Noon Whistle
From: Lombard, IL
Beer: Fluffy Gummy DIPA
ABV: 10%
