Off Color - Very, Very Far Blonde Ale

Off Color - Very, Very Far Blonde Ale

Off Color is the brewery that best represent the imaginary cooler, older brother of my best friends. I don’t always understand their inside jokes, or totally understand sours and houses on farms and all that, but I know when I like something in my mouth. Even with this being more Belgian than I’m normally able to withstand (NOT SINCE THE INCIDENT), I wanted this beer to like me for me, so I went into it honestly. “I might not like you, but I want to try and put you inside of me.” And with that honesty, we consummated our relationship and it went in me, I experienced pleasure, and then it left me, and let’s be real, there was pleasure before and during while it passed through my heavenly urethra. Also, I just wrote heavenly urethra on purpose. Censor THIS, instaGRUMPS! - Joel
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Brewery: Off Color
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Very, Very Far Blonde Ale
ABV: 6%

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