Penrose - Hazy Chain IPA

Penrose - Hazy Chain IPA

by Joel Frieders ·

Penrose - Hazy Chain IPA

I swore this beer was called “Hazy Shade” so I listened to a The Bangles “Hazy Shade of Winter” like five times through my cell phone speaker before my wife screamed “IT SAYS HAZY CHAIN.” And then I chugged it in silence standing at my kitchen counter because I had upset my boss and she’s super hot and let’s me live in her house and stuff and stuff. Anywho, this was fucking perfect (again). Penrose wants me arrested for public intoxication (again). because as soon as I finished this, I yelled out my back door, to my neighbor Matt Bell (who wasn’t outside at the time), “MATT BELL, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS!” And then I had to act like Matt Bell was there so my wife wouldn’t kill me (again). Anywho, beer good and stuff. - Joel
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Brewery: Penrose
From: Geneva, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Hazy Chain IPA
ABV: 7.8%

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