Fourth Phase Three release is tiiiiiiiiiiiiiitsssssss! I debated not using the word “tits” because I didn’t want to seem like I was being a misogynist or sexist, but I cleared it with my beautiful wife (who has tits) by asking, “Do you take offense to the word ‘tits’ being used to describe something being incredibly awesome?” SHE SAID NO. AND MY WIFE IS THE JUDGE. SO EVERYONE CAN RELAX. THIS LOW CEILING IS TITS. Also, it’s funny because my wife is tall and she hits her head on low ceilings, so I had her close her eyes before tasting and I SMACKED HER FOREHEAD and said, “LOW CEILINGS!” Then she opened her eyes in anger. Didn’t have marital relations that night, just so we’re all on the same page. - Joel
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Brewery: Phase Three
From: Lake Zurich, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Low Ceilings DIPA
ABV: 7.7%
