Please sing these words to the melody of Justin Bieber’s “Sorry”: Is it too late now to take selfies?
Sure, I’ve got Pipeworks merch all over my body.
Is it too much to own three glasses, four shirts, two bottle openers, and koozie?
Jesus fucking Christ, this fucking beer is fucking moneyyyyyy. *beiber trumpet*
I’m not singing anymore, but I’ll have you know, I REFUSE to apologize for my brewery fanboyism when it comes to Pipeworks. This golden ticket is just fucking insanely fulfilling. Sweet but roasted but balanced but I HATE underwear. I want you to find this and revel in it. Allow it. - Joel
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Brewery: Pipeworks
From: Chicago, IL
Beer: All The Golden Tickets Porter
ABV: 6.5%
