Riverlands - Cosmic Secret Double IPA

Riverlands - Cosmic Secret Double IPA

This was the last beer of the evening. 8.4% and local AF, this Cosmic Secret took me to nigh nigh with a smile on my face and numerous bedtime burps that made my sleeping wife really, really turned on. Wait, no, turned over. That’s what it was. Also, I brought these Skittles to bed as a token of my willingness to serve my wife with demonstrations of marital passion vis-à-vis the coitus. Alas, I woke up alone, naked, a yellow skittle in my belly button hole, and a pair of orange skittles in my nostrils. Either the foreplay got super sugary and kinky, or I have a weird idea of what might turn on my wife. - Joel
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Brewery: Riverlands
From: St. Charles, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Cosmic Secret DIPA
ABV: 8.7%

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