I brought the Riverlands teen drama into my bedroom and attempted to enjoy a hazy ass mf’n beer before starting my morning perusing Instagram ads for the perfect waste of money. I’m happy to report, this beer is better than it looks (making Riverlands 62/62 on beers that make me horny), and I’m also happy to report I found a pair of “bone inducing headphones” to order and they 100% don’t work at all how the Instagram ad told me. Lies. All lies. And hazy IPAs in bed. - Joel
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Brewery: Riverlands
From: St. Charles, IL
Beer: Crossed Paws IPA
ABV: 7.2%
