Silver Moon Brewing - Bend, Oregon

Silver Moon Brewing - Bend, Oregon

Okay, so Silver Moon might have the most regal packaging I’ve seen yet. These matte-finish baby bombers look almost too sexy to crack. Also, check out that suggestive wax trying to seduce me! DO YOU MIND IF I SLIP INTO SOMETHING A BIT MORE COMFORTABLE? *takes off clothes* *puts on rubber apron and bovine insemination gloves* The two Contrarium bombs must only be uncorked by white-gloved hands. The Brut IPAs must only be drankens while wearing faux fur around one’s haunches. This lamp I got from Target is the brightest thing in my house besides the love in my loins for my beautiful wife. Also, it’s super cute! - Joel
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Brewery: Silver Moon
From: Bend, OR 🇺🇸

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