As with the previous SMOOOOOJ, this one goes out to The Malty Boyz at Malt Couture. I wasn’t a big fan of the strawberry banana one, mostly because I didn’t like all the carb in there with those “time to go work out” fruit flavors. HOWEVER. This piña colada one is a tiki dream that fulfilled my true Smooj fantasies. The key lime can kinda fuck off, but the pineapple and coconut here are my sweet, sweet flavor babies and I shall hold and cuddle them all the live long day. The carb was less offensive on this one; didn’t actually bother me at all.
What I really want is to put one of these fruity poolside bangers in a blender with some ice and rock that shit next to the hole of water I don’t have while staring at the sun in my bikini and big-ass hat. This Smooj for the big winner winnie win time. - Ryan
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Brewery: Smooj
From: Ann Arbor, MI 🇺🇸
Beer: Piña Colada Hard Seltzer Smoothie
ABV: 5%
