Australia - Craft Beer Reviews by Hopsmash

My buddy Jake lives in Australia now. I like to tell people that he lives in the future. He shipped me a 6-pack of IPAs from Australia once, and it took many many days, and it was traveling backwards, since it's tomorrow there today, so it went and shipped tomorrow to me today and then I didn't even get it until days after it was tomorrow. Confusing, right? I blame North Korea. Also, in Australia, they brew beer with large insects that can kill you, and then every child is named Joey until they reach the age of 13. These are all things I've learned by drinking Australian beers while not wearing pants in the land of yesterday.