Unqualified Beer Reviews

Maplewood - Wind On Water Maibock

Fuckin’ Maplewood maibocks ‘n shit, fuckin’ up all the other Maibocks ‘n shit, tryin’ to get all up in my...

Free Will & Novalis - Mutator Doppelbock

I always buy doppelbocks because they’re an underrated style here in the U S of A. Free Will came through...

Pulpit Rock - B.T.O. Bock

I’m always here for a bock. Don’t really think it’s as appreciated in the U.S. as it should be, but...

Beer Haul - Louisville, Kentucky

Joel went on vacation. As soon as he returned, and as soon as I was anywhere for more than a...

Working Draft - Klosterade Doppelbock

Doppelfuckyeah, this bishy was CRUSHHHHED. Working Draft making me wetty wet...

Sudwerk - 3 Best Friends Bock

I love a good bock. Like, I really fucking appreciate it. I was somewhat suspicious of this...

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Revolution - Baphomet Bock

Nothing like a good bock for that ass. This was absolutely perfect and I spent the rest of the beer...

Goldfinger - Złotonator Doppelbock

When I turned my sights towards the dark bois, the Złotonator gave me a meaty biscuity tongue...

Zillicoah Beer Co. - Woodfin, North Carolina

Took the chance to visit Zillicoah and freeze our asses off while smashing lagers of all...

Chattanooga Brewing Co. - Chattanooga, Tennessee

Usually, being back in Chattanooga means we get to hang out at Chattanooga Brew Co. and get...

Scout & Scholar - Can't Bock The Hustle Doppelbock

I love a doppelbock, but there was no way I was gonna drink one and then drive 45 minutes...

Plank - Dunkler Weizenbock

I’m not sure I’ve ever gotten so much banana and clove from a dark wheat beer. But alas! This...

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Oswego - Test Flight: Navigator Doppelbock

My favorite bottle shoppe and one of my favorite breweries teamed up for a collabeeration...

Lervig - Naughty & Nice Doppelbock

I’m super happy that the fine folks at Hops & Dreams here in Seville ordered some Lervig...

Hoppebräu - Bock

Not all bocks are good, and not all goods are bock. But, all bocks generally have IPA...

Schneider Weisse - TAP06 Aventinus Weizendoppelbock

I came <this> close to ordering the Tap 9 eisbock version of this beer, because I’m a glutton for...

Hailstorm - Billy Goetz Bock

This bock wasn’t doppel, but it sure felt like it after we shoved it inside us. 7.2%...

Old Irving - Goat Destroyer Maibock

GOAT. DESTROYER. However the sexually-forward dudes at Old Irving cram this much...

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