Unqualified Beer Reviews

Schneider Weisse - TAP06 Aventinus Weizendoppelbock

That TAP06 though. Love to see some Schneider Weisse available by me, and it’s a dark one…so even better. 🤤...

Phase Three - P3 Maibock

I do love me a spring Maibock, so I got into this with the vigor of a bazillion dandelions popping...

Rogue - Dead Guy Ale

And so I turned to the ale that is dead, and, no horse hockey where horses are playing hockey, this...

Maplewood - Wind On Water Maibock

Fuckin’ Maplewood maibocks ‘n shit, fuckin’ up all the other Maibocks ‘n shit, tryin’ to get all up in my...

Free Will & Novalis - Mutator Doppelbock

I always buy doppelbocks because they’re an underrated style here in the U S of A. Free Will came through...

Pulpit Rock - B.T.O. Bock

I’m always here for a bock. Don’t really think it’s as appreciated in the U.S. as it should be, but...

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Beer Haul - Louisville, Kentucky

Joel went on vacation. As soon as he returned, and as soon as I was anywhere for more than a...

Working Draft - Klosterade Doppelbock

Doppelfuckyeah, this bishy was CRUSHHHHED. Working Draft making me wetty wet...

Sudwerk - 3 Best Friends Bock

I love a good bock. Like, I really fucking appreciate it. I was somewhat suspicious of this...

Revolution - Baphomet Bock

Nothing like a good bock for that ass. This was absolutely perfect and I spent the rest of the beer...

Goldfinger - Złotonator Doppelbock

When I turned my sights towards the dark bois, the Złotonator gave me a meaty biscuity tongue...

Zillicoah Beer Co. - Woodfin, North Carolina

Took the chance to visit Zillicoah and freeze our asses off while smashing lagers of all...

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Chattanooga Brewing Co. - Chattanooga, Tennessee

Usually, being back in Chattanooga means we get to hang out at Chattanooga Brew Co. and get...

Scout & Scholar - Can't Bock The Hustle Doppelbock

I love a doppelbock, but there was no way I was gonna drink one and then drive 45 minutes...

Plank - Dunkler Weizenbock

I’m not sure I’ve ever gotten so much banana and clove from a dark wheat beer. But alas! This...

Oswego - Test Flight: Navigator Doppelbock

My favorite bottle shoppe and one of my favorite breweries teamed up for a collabeeration...

Lervig - Naughty & Nice Doppelbock

I’m super happy that the fine folks at Hops & Dreams here in Seville ordered some Lervig...

Hoppebräu - Bock

Not all bocks are good, and not all goods are bock. But, all bocks generally have IPA...

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