Unqualified Beer Reviews by Hopsmash

Holy Craft - Düsseldorf, Germany

Holy Craft - Düsseldorf, Germany

We went to Holy Craft in Düsseldorf and people told me they were assholes so I asked them...
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Flying Monkeys - Antigravity Lager

Flying Monkeys - Antigravity Lager

Lager time! Saaz in the house and I appreciate that this had more hop flavor than I...
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Flying Monkeys - Psycho Thrill Seekers Double IPA

Flying Monkeys - Psycho Thrill Seekers Double IPA

Flying Monkeys flying into my mouth and dumping 8% of DIPA glory into it. It is a weird...
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Pipeworks & Collective Arts & Scorched Tundra - Backeotomy APA

Pipeworks & Collective Arts & Scorched Tundra - Backeotomy APA

I own enough Pipeworks merchandise that I could wear a piece daily, and go two and a half...
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Another - Engine Head Rye Beer

Another - Engine Head Rye Beer

This tasted like apple juice, but like flat beer, like apple juice, which wasn’t too bad paired...
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Old Yale - Off Trail Pale Ale

Old Yale - Off Trail Pale Ale

Off Trail is where I like to urinate while hiking. But also, check out my sausage with that...
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Collective Arts - Surround Sound Double IPA

Collective Arts - Surround Sound Double IPA

I have no idea what this beer is called or who it’s from, but I loved it, and I know my face in the mirror is more in focus than...
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Twin Sails - Two Straws IPA (Blackberry Variant)

Twin Sails - Two Straws IPA (Blackberry Variant)

My wife was all, “Wanna split some beers?” And I was all, “Are you hitting on me?” And...
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Collective Arts - Life In The Clouds IPA

Collective Arts - Life In The Clouds IPA

When we’re overseas, Ransack The Universe is the only Collective Arts beer we ever see...
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Collective Arts - State Of Mind Session IPA

Collective Arts - State Of Mind Session IPA

This Collective Arts State Of Mind seshy was ballllllls in the pool. Will repeat. And repeat...
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Collective Arts - Hazy State Session IPA

Collective Arts - Hazy State Session IPA

Normally, I buy 4-packs of stuff and have one or two and give away the others to the...
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Collective Arts - Life In The Clouds IPA

Collective Arts - Life In The Clouds IPA

Life In The Clouds from Collective Arts was SUE. PERB. I smacked my lips so hard that my...
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