BrewHeart & Hopsmash - The World's Moist Wanted Triple IPA
MOIST. 💦 Awwwwwww hells yeah. 😍 Our good friend Ralph took this shot of a wonderful family of THE WORLDS...
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Chicago, IL • Founded: 2016 • https://hopsmash.com
When we started Hopsmash in 2016, we had no idea that people would actually care about what we have to say. At least, we think they care? I guess? Not only that, but we couldn't ever fucking fathom that we'd be doing beer collaborations. Alas, we have. I'm not really sure if these breweries are totally insane or just make insanely terrible decisions that somehow turn out to be brilliant, but here we are. We've done several collabs over the years, most notably the huge Things We Don't Say project that Joel manhandled in 2021. Someday, maybe we'll get to do even more. We actually want to do more. So, if you make questionable decisions but also great fucking beer, send us a note here if you wanna dance together in the brew room. We've got amazingly average ideas to take the world by storm! Swearsies! Smoochie. Boochies.
BrewHeart & Hopsmash - World's Moist Wanted Triple IPA
IT’S HAPPENING! THE WORLD’S MOIST WANTED IS HERE. 😱😱😱😱😱 Our collab with our fam at BrewHeart is officially released and extra,...
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Snapback Hat Collab With BrewHeart!
That's riiiiiiight. We got together with the German crazies at BrewHeart and dropped a collab hat. This is probably a...
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Things We Don't Say - Craft Beer By The Numbers
Despite the shenanigans that happened with certain people and orgs during this project 😡 covered by Joel in a previous...
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Wrap-Up: Things We Don't Say - Craft Beer For Mental Health
This particular beer here means a whole lot to a whole lot of people in & around the craft industry,...
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Divine Barrel - Things We Don't Say IPA
This Divine Barrel Teeboobtoobskiwotentaten had me flapping my arms like Carlos Santana in a late summer farmer’s market parking lot...
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Zipline - Things We Don't Say IPA
The only bottled Schteedoobs that I’ve seen in person, and it overflowed with a carbonated luxury I’ve only experienced in...
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Good City - Things We Don't Say IPA
Open mouths. Cold Tshtoobsaboobs. And some friends. Equals. All of the fuck yes. Good City makin’ a guy (me bro)...
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Company - Things We Don't Say IPA
Coppery and turbid, Company Brewbrew certainly went in on their Schtooburboobuttons. The dank in this tank lasted all afternoon and...
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Half Acre - Things We Don't Say IPA
Half Acre. Dropped. A Toobschtoob, and it was absolutely perfect perfection and you know it’s impossible to lie about Half...
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Lo Rez - Things We Don't Say IPA
All hail. The Lo Rez Tooberboober gave me fucking goosebumps. Delicious is a galdarn understatement. The body on this liquid...
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Odious Cellars - Things We Don't Say IPA
So happy I got to try the Odious Cellars Teeboobers before it was all sold out everywhere. My dude, Mark,...
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Will County - Things We Don't Say IPA
Will County? MORE LIKE WILL MOUNT ME. Hot damn, this Teedoober was on POINT. Thick and lish and lush and...
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Energy City - Things We Don't Say Sorbet IPA
In. THANE. This was brewed in Batavia, Illinois. Shipped to Arizona. Purchased by my friend Jason, who then drove it...
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Hidden Springs - Things We Don't Say IPA
Hidden Springs sent up some of their Teedubs, and HOLY FLORIDA SWEET HOPSHINE, WAS THIS MONEY. Delicate right out of...
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Minnesota Beer Haul - Yorkville, Illinois
Yo. Look at this box of BALLS. My friend Nicole from Malteurop shot me this box of porch surprise love...
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Skeleton Key - Things We Don't Say IPA
This beer was brewed by our friends at Skeleton Key. AND THEY JUST GOT HIT BY A FUCKING TORNADO A...
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Source - Things We Don't Say IPA
Souuuuuurce! I dive bombed this bishy with my entire open mouth and habeas schlorpus, and I want this inside of...
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