Athletic - Free Wave IPA
My friend Kelly made a cheese dip in his smoker and no one else but the two of us liked...
Read moreConnecticut - Craft Beer Reviews by Hopsmash
I went to Connecticut once when I was a young lad. I don't really remember anything. I just know that I've been there, and that counts as visiting the state. So there. Fortunately, there are plenty of amazing beers from Connecticut that are available outside of Connecticut. Fortunately as well, I have friends in Connecticut that (certainly don't because that'd be illegal) send me beers from Connecticut every once in a while. And then, I get to be happy knowing that I got my mouth hole on tasty liquids exported from Connecticut. Sometimes, it's difficult to spell Connecticut without thinking about it. Even though it's not hard to spell. Try it, and then throw some expressively glorious Connecticut beers my way.
Beer Zombies & Abomination - Zombie Fog Triple IPA
The Zombie Fog is an immaculate beverage. From that hazy, booze-forward first swallow, to the...
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Beer Zombies - Las Vegas, Nevada
Beer Zombies! Stopped in Vegas for a day. It’s Covid. It’s Covid. It’s Covid. Not fucking around with...
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Athletic - Free Wave Double Hop IPA
Yup. I bought a non-alcoholic IPA. I wanted to see what this jazz was all about. And, it’s fucking...
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Marlowe - Positive Outcomes APA
All I know about Marlowe is that this beer was stupid crushable. Murky sex-forward with a...
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Marlowe - Ploosh ESB
Never have I ever been excited about an ESB. It’s one of those styles in the U.S. that’s done...
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Marlowe - Despite All Odds Double IPA
Little baby 12 oz. cans are not for sharing. But, we shared it anyway. Which was dumb, because...
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Twelve Percent - House Lager
100% a lager that should be sold in 12-packs for day hangs on the boat or whatever people...
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The Seed & Marlowe - Know Who You Are APA
Marlowe and The Seed seeded each other and had a pale ale baby. And, it grew up to...
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Beer Haul - Clarksville, Indiana
My. Goodness. Gracious. I told myself I was gonna just buy a few four packs so I could drink...
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Hopsmash - New York, Connecticut & New Jersey Beer Haul
Ho. Lee. Shit. I’m drooling right now as Christmas appears to have come early! The good...
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Fat Orange Cat - Do The Escalator To The 13th Floor Double IPA
When I cracked this guy, I realized that I hadn’t been on escalator in more than four months due...
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Short Throw - Lips And Lungs Double IPA
Some Lips And Lungs to celebrate my first shitty dome burn of 2020. I’m okay with looking weird...
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Hull's & Front Porch - Chocolate Sweater Imperial Stout (Peanut Butter Variant)
The peanut butter on my Chocolate Sweater was a bit intense at first. Then, I chugged...
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Half Full - Beacon IPA
I wanted this Half Full IPA to satisfy me more than I wanted the last person who didn’t use...
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Half Full - Rise & Shine Coffee Porter
I don’t understand my sons. But, I DO understand how much I want this cold brew coffee...
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Half Full - Mango Supernova Session Sour
I don’t like sours. But I love my friend Zack and his brewery. So I drank this whole...
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Half Full - Oktoberfest Märzen
I’ve already said it, I’ve been damaged by the oktoberfesties. Me reuniting both my mouth...
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