Unqualified Beer Reviews by Hopsmash

Athletic - Free Wave Double Hop IPA

Athletic - Free Wave Double Hop IPA

Yup. I bought a non-alcoholic IPA. I wanted to see what this jazz was all about. And, it’s fucking...
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Marlowe - Positive Outcomes APA

Marlowe - Positive Outcomes APA

All I know about Marlowe is that this beer was stupid crushable. Murky sex-forward with a...
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Marlowe - Ploosh ESB

Marlowe - Ploosh ESB

Never have I ever been excited about an ESB. It’s one of those styles in the U.S. that’s done...
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Marlowe - Despite All Odds Double IPA

Marlowe - Despite All Odds Double IPA

Little baby 12 oz. cans are not for sharing. But, we shared it anyway. Which was dumb, because...
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Twelve Percent - House Lager

Twelve Percent - House Lager

100% a lager that should be sold in 12-packs for day hangs on the boat or whatever people...
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The Seed & Marlowe - Know Who You Are APA

The Seed & Marlowe - Know Who You Are APA

Marlowe and The Seed seeded each other and had a pale ale baby. And, it grew up to...
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Beer Haul - Clarksville, Indiana

Beer Haul - Clarksville, Indiana

My. Goodness. Gracious. I told myself I was gonna just buy a few four packs so I could drink...
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Hopsmash - New York, Connecticut & New Jersey Beer Haul

Hopsmash - New York, Connecticut & New Jersey Beer Haul

Ho. Lee. Shit. I’m drooling right now as Christmas appears to have come early! The good...
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Fat Orange Cat - Do The Escalator To The 13th Floor Double IPA

Fat Orange Cat - Do The Escalator To The 13th Floor Double IPA

When I cracked this guy, I realized that I hadn’t been on escalator in more than four months due...
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Short Throw - Lips And Lungs Double IPA

Short Throw - Lips And Lungs Double IPA

Some Lips And Lungs to celebrate my first shitty dome burn of 2020. I’m okay with looking weird...
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Hull's & Front Porch - Chocolate Sweater Imperial Stout (Peanut Butter Variant)

Hull's & Front Porch - Chocolate Sweater Imperial Stout (Peanut Butter Variant)

The peanut butter on my Chocolate Sweater was a bit intense at first. Then, I chugged...
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Half Full - Beacon IPA

Half Full - Beacon IPA

I wanted this Half Full IPA to satisfy me more than I wanted the last person who didn’t use...
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