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Unqualified Beer Reviews by Hopsmash
February 4, 2021
Athletic - Free Wave Double Hop IPA
Yup. I bought a non-alcoholic IPA. I wanted to see what this jazz was all about. And, it’s fucking...
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January 29, 2021
Marlowe - Positive Outcomes APA
All I know about Marlowe is that this beer was stupid crushable. Murky sex-forward with a...
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January 1, 2021
Marlowe - Ploosh ESB
Never have I ever been excited about an ESB. It’s one of those styles in the U.S. that’s done...
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January 1, 2021
Marlowe - Despite All Odds Double IPA
Little baby 12 oz. cans are not for sharing. But, we shared it anyway. Which was dumb, because...
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December 30, 2020
Twelve Percent - House Lager
100% a lager that should be sold in 12-packs for day hangs on the boat or whatever people...
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December 28, 2020
The Seed & Marlowe - Know Who You Are APA
Marlowe and The Seed seeded each other and had a pale ale baby. And, it grew up to...
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December 22, 2020
Beer Haul - Clarksville, Indiana
My. Goodness. Gracious. I told myself I was gonna just buy a few four packs so I could drink...
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December 7, 2020
Hopsmash - New York, Connecticut & New Jersey Beer Haul
Ho. Lee. Shit. I’m drooling right now as Christmas appears to have come early! The good...
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July 30, 2020
Fat Orange Cat - Do The Escalator To The 13th Floor Double IPA
When I cracked this guy, I realized that I hadn’t been on escalator in more than four months due...
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June 22, 2020
Short Throw - Lips And Lungs Double IPA
Some Lips And Lungs to celebrate my first shitty dome burn of 2020. I’m okay with looking weird...
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February 11, 2020
Hull's & Front Porch - Chocolate Sweater Imperial Stout (Peanut Butter Variant)
The peanut butter on my Chocolate Sweater was a bit intense at first. Then, I chugged...
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November 24, 2019
Half Full - Beacon IPA
I wanted this Half Full IPA to satisfy me more than I wanted the last person who didn’t use...
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