Cream Ale - Beer Reviews by Hopsmash

One of the easiest ways to get me naked is to offer me a cream ale. When done correctly, a cream ale can be both refreshing AND erotic. Sun King has this cream ale that's orange and vanilla, and it's so fucking good that I avoid every other beer on the tap list when it's available. It's that good. There aren't many beer styles like a cream ale where it's not necessarily uber-popular, but those who know, fucking KNOW. You're going to have a good time if you're creaming your jeans in a cream ale-induced haze and you decide your jeans should be jorts. No lie.