Have you ever been to Cyprus? I've never been. It's not particularly common for Americans to go there, but I wanna go there. Because it looks nice and the food looks craze-mazing and I also like good weather and beaches and wearing short pants and hanging out on islands. The only Cypriot beer I think I've ever had is by KEO, and it was fine and all, but I know for sure there's better goodness on that island. And I want it. So, maybe I'll jump on with a tourist group with soon-to-be sunburnt northern people and steal all their beers before I go on my own way and buy more beers. And then chill forever. Sounds fun.