Unqualified Beer Reviews

To Øl - #DIPA Double IPA

Hashtag DIPA to my face hole. 😯 Guzzling mad bangers at Holy Craft here in Düsseldorf, and I don’t remember...

Craftival - Freiburg, Germany

CRAFTIVAAAAAAAAL! 🎊 We come to Freiburg 🇩🇪 nearly every year, and we’ve always missed Craftival at Decker. 🤦 Bad timing,...

The Growler - Danville, California

Bbbback to The Growler in Danville, which is a favorite haunt that we usually reserve for 🥴 weekends. Also, our...

Warpigs - Chaosmonger Double IPA

Day 2 of the Crafted 1979 beer calendar (fuck your advent, Susan), and I’m GEEKED! I saw...

Mikkeller - Side Eyes APA

Been quite a while since I had a Mikkeller beer, so I was happy to get my hands on this...

To Øl - Whirl Domination IPA

God dammit. To Øl always gives me the special feels as long as I stay away from their...

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Ebeltoft - Wildflower IPA

Danish weirdos with a weird beer that has a weird color you can’t really see in this photo...

To Øl - House Of Pale Pale Ale

Who’s gonna say no to a juicy pale ale from fucking To Øl? Only someone I don’t wanna...

Alefarm - Hollow Names Double IPA

This beer is boozy. Hello, friend. Also, it’s dry-hopped with Mosaic and Amarillo, which means...

Garage & Dry & Bitter - Hærder & Hærder Triple IPA

Booze up my face piece, please and thank you. The Catalans at Garage and the Danes at...

Alefarm - The Wind Is Telling Stories IPA

It just so happens that it’s windy as fuck right now, so I find myself wondering what type...

Gamma - Play Well Triple IPA

Triple IPAs for me! Bring to me all your triples! Gamma, I’ma need another three or twenty-seven...

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Off Color & Amager - Dino S'mores Imperial Stout

I don’t have to tell you that Dino S’mores is a perfect beer. What I DO have to tell you...

Mikkeller & Friends - The Ocho IPA

Some of my favorite breweries everrrr got together and had an eight brewery orgy...

Warpigs - Foggy Geezer IPA

Foggy Geezers at The Burger Social. Normally, the Geezer is way Foggier, but I checked...

18th Street & Mikkeller - Grapefruit Dead Double IPA

18th Street is where I would offer my flavor services if I had flavor services to offer. Seeing...

Mikkeller Bar - Barcelona, Spain

Mikkeller Barcelona! Our first Mikkeller bar experience, and it was so damn lish. Lots of...

BierKraft - Seville, Spain

Did the Easter Bunny bring you any new beersss? Forgot to drop these heaters on ya since...

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