Unqualified Beer Reviews

Jolly Pumpkin - Kiviuq Fruited Saison

Age a saison for 9 months in a foeder, and then mature it on key lime and blackberry purée, and...

Jolly Pumpkin - iO Wild Saison

This funky bunch went down with me while I cooked up some tortellini, and while it looks like freakin’ tomato...

Hacienda - Motel Citroën Farmhouse Ale

My first ever go with Hacienda is this saison that’s probably too high above my pay grade 👀 but I...

Off Color - Terpex Predator: Grapefruit Kush Farmhouse Ale

AM I GROWING UP!? Yo this funkdong just palette-thwapped me with its funkdong and I kinda giggled a little bit....

Fox River - Red Saison

I didn’t think I’d fawn over a red wine barrel-aged, funky saison. Alas, here we-eth are-eth. This beer is really,...

Free Will - Fool's Progress Farmhouse Ale

Keep in mind that I don’t like farmhouse ales, for the most part. I’m not down with that tangalang, so...

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Fox River Brewing Co. - Oshkosh, Wisconsin

Heyoooooo, Wisconsin’s own Fox River coming through with three fancy bottles for my unquestionably unfancy taste. There’s no doubt that...

New Glarus - Spotted Cow Farmhouse Ale

A Wisconsin staple. No doubt about it. One of the beers that made everyone start doing Smokey And The Bandit...

Big aLICe - Table Series: Cashmere And Columbia Table Beer

4.4% may be a tad too high in ABV for a table beer. Personal opinion. It’s only 12 oz. though,...

Sudwerk - Fünke Hop Farm Saison

Ryan at Sudwerk made me drink this, even though he knows I don’t like sours. Bastard people making...

Ørkenoy Instagram Giveaway!

The insanely talented and creative folks over at Orkenoy in Chicago have approached their beers...

Crane - Farmhouse IPA

The world is ending. I’m all the fuck over this Farmhouse IPA. It’s perfectly tart enough to...

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Brooklyn - Sorachi Ace Saison

Copped this little ditty with some BBQ for a righteous pairing, and made my way through it...

Miskatonic & Maplewood - Little Gray Grisette

Again, the Miskatonic liquids are making me a better parent. Now with Maplewood...

Oozlefinch - Demure Defiance Whisky BA Blueberry Sour Saison

Check out how adult AF I roll righ meow. Straight gangster splayed out an assortment...

Funkwerks - Tropic King Imperial Saison

My first Funkwerks! I grabbed it because it’s an imperial saison and not a butt sour...

Afterthought - Meringue Gin Barrel Saison

Hella drinkable. Tiny bubbles. Gin AF. Also, it’s a saison. The champagne bubbles...

Lowlands & Whiner - Seasonal Saison Series Spring ‘19 Saison

This blurry picture is brought to you by Café Hollander and Lowlands beers. 🥴 This is the...

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