Unqualified Beer Reviews

The Drunken Monkey - Augsburg, Germany

Oh god. 👀 I mean, greetings from Augsburg! 🇩🇪 Lovely town. Oh god, because our buds Kris from FrauGruber and...

BrewHeart & Little Rain - Tour De France Double IPA

BrewHeart in Germany and Little Rain in Spain made a beer baby and then tour-released it in France. 🇩🇪 🇪🇸...

Craftival - Freiburg, Germany

CRAFTIVAAAAAAAAL! 🎊 We come to Freiburg 🇩🇪 nearly every year, and we’ve always missed Craftival at Decker. 🤦 Bad timing,...

Braukollektiv - Freiburg, Germany

Always a damn good time getting rip-shitted at Braukollektiv in Freiburg on the weekend? Absofuckingtively. 😵‍💫 I love giving James...

Matten - Prototype #5 Miata Bombastik Belgian Tripel

There’s just something about a Belgian tripel that gets my feelings going all feelsy an’...

Sainte Cru - Blitzkrieg Hop IPA

Been a hot minute since I had some Sainte Cru, so it’s nice to be back in FRONCH...

Hop Nug Beanie

Meteor - Meteor Pilsner

Meteor is the oldest independent brewery in France. 1640! That’s old AF tho. They’re pretty...

Grillen - Mosaic APA

You know I’m not not gonna buy a single-hop Mosaic if I see it. That’s my jammy jam. And this...

Guth - IPA

Peep that head tho. It’s obviously super creamy and we all like that, but it’s mostly because...

Taal - Experimentaal Double IPA (Citra Variant)

Thank you for the IPA, thank you for the Citra, but most of all, thank you for making...

Bendorf - Les Abysses De Baggersee Sour Orange BA Imperial Stout

The guy at the beer store here in Colmar definitely should have explained to me that this...

BierKraft - Seville, Spain

As you know by now, BierKraft is our go-to here in Seville. As usual, our loins were...

Big Hop Snapback Hat

BierKraft - Seville, Spain

Give internet hugs to Fiti! Back at BierKraft for a meeting and lots of beer destruction. We’ve got us a...

KS - La Hop Pale Ale

Another grab from a craft beer shop in Colmar, France. I love walking in and getting...

Boum'R - Alsace APA

Welcome to my favorite French brewery. We met Boum'r at a festival last year and were...

Matten & De Fleurac - Highway To Ale IPA

I truly appreciate the dedication to ye olde 666 on and in this beer. However, it was pretty light

Bisaguë - Kaeffer IPA

That color gives me the feels in my special places. A really solid IPA by this brewery...

Du Vallon - Onctueuse Blonde Ale

It’s hard for me not to say “Onctuese” in a snarly and totally stereotypical French accent...

Hopsmash Script Hoodie