Unqualified Beer Reviews

Frog Stack Fruited Gose (Pineapple / Passion Fruit / Mango / Marshmallow)

I would never have guessed this to be a gose, and probably not even a sour. 🤷 There’s a hell...

Fox River - Blü Bobber Blueberry Ale

I reviewed the shandy version of this not too long ago, and found it to be the perfect summer face...

The Runaway & Nosey Neighbor - Loop Phruits Raspberry Lime Sherbet Sour

Bro. Tyler from Nosey Neighbor shipped me his collab with The Runaway and it’s stupid delicious. 🤤 I’ve never been...

Phase Three - Double Nectar Sour Ale (Passion Fruit / Mango...)

Sometimes, you just gotta drink beer styles you don’t like because some a-hole of a friend gives them to you....

Fox River - Blu Shandy

Right now, ima tell you that I don’t do shandies. 😶 Alas, Heidi from Fox River hooked up some goodies,...

Jolly Pumpkin - Kiviuq Fruited Saison

Age a saison for 9 months in a foeder, and then mature it on key lime and blackberry purée, and...

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Liquid Love - Bitchfront Madness Fruited Sour Ale

A pineapple and coconut fruited sour? 🍍 🥥 Not usually for me, but Liquid Love won me over with a...

Phase Three - Cherry Apple Ale

It’s cherry. 🍒 It’s apple. 🍎 It’s more like a cider than a golden ale. I can probably only tip...

FrauGruber - Coconapple Gose

JUST TAKE THE GOSE, they said. 🧐 IT’S NOT THAT SOUR, they said. 🤔 I’ve heard this lie before. 🫣...

BrewHeart - Mango Unchained Imperial Sour

Mffffffffff Andreas from BrewHeart always making us try sours. 😂 His latest is this imperial mango bomb 🥭 which is...

BrewHeart - Conversations With Blueberry Moore Fruited Sour

I told this motherfucker at BrewHeart that I do not like sours. 😖 Alas, he keeps giving them to be...

BrewHeart - Conversations With Blueberry More Fruited Sour

Hey, ho, it’s a supermodel! 💁🏻 My brother from another mother, Andreas, checking in from BD57 in Oslo 🇳🇴 which...

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Pipeworks - Pineapple Orange Banana Fruit Ale

You know those beers that sound like they taste and taste like they sound? This isn’t one of them. Totally...

Pipeworks - Squooshy Sunbeams Fruit Ale

Full disclosure: I drank this just to prove it was a bad idea. Fuller disclosurer: I fucking loved it. arshmallows...

Fox River - Blu Bobber Blueberry Ale

I had this blueberry bish on tap when I visited Fox River, and they straight up scooped a mouthful of...

Pulpit Rock - Call Me Maybe Pastry Sour

Yet yet yet another ‘nother other pastry sour body nakeder from Decorah, Iowa. I definitely thought this would be blue...

Pulpit Rock - Fruktig (P.S.M.) Smoothie Style Sour

This Fruktig might look thicker than my thighs after an all-weekend pork roast, but I can assure you that it...

Fox River - White Bobber Pineapple Wheat Ale

No way I ever thought I’d like a damn pineapple wheat ale. I don’t even like wheat beers all that...

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