Jolly Pumpkin - Kiviuq Fruited Saison
Age a saison for 9 months in a foeder, and then mature it on key lime and blackberry purée, and...
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Liquid Love - Bitchfront Madness Fruited Sour Ale
A pineapple and coconut fruited sour? 🍍 🥥 Not usually for me, but Liquid Love won me over with a...
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Phase Three - Cherry Apple Ale
It’s cherry. 🍒 It’s apple. 🍎 It’s more like a cider than a golden ale. I can probably only tip...
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FrauGruber - Coconapple Gose
JUST TAKE THE GOSE, they said. 🧐 IT’S NOT THAT SOUR, they said. 🤔 I’ve heard this lie before. 🫣...
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BrewHeart - Mango Unchained Imperial Sour
Mffffffffff Andreas from BrewHeart always making us try sours. 😂 His latest is this imperial mango bomb 🥭 which is...
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BrewHeart - Conversations With Blueberry Moore Fruited Sour
I told this motherfucker at BrewHeart that I do not like sours. 😖 Alas, he keeps giving them to be...
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BrewHeart - Conversations With Blueberry More Fruited Sour
Hey, ho, it’s a supermodel! 💁🏻 My brother from another mother, Andreas, checking in from BD57 in Oslo 🇳🇴 which...
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Pipeworks - Pineapple Orange Banana Fruit Ale
You know those beers that sound like they taste and taste like they sound? This isn’t one of them. Totally...
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Pipeworks - Squooshy Sunbeams Fruit Ale
Full disclosure: I drank this just to prove it was a bad idea. Fuller disclosurer: I fucking loved it. arshmallows...
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Fox River - Blu Bobber Blueberry Ale
I had this blueberry bish on tap when I visited Fox River, and they straight up scooped a mouthful of...
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Pulpit Rock - Call Me Maybe Pastry Sour
Yet yet yet another ‘nother other pastry sour body nakeder from Decorah, Iowa. I definitely thought this would be blue...
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Pulpit Rock - Fruktig (P.S.M.) Smoothie Style Sour
This Fruktig might look thicker than my thighs after an all-weekend pork roast, but I can assure you that it...
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Fox River - White Bobber Pineapple Wheat Ale
No way I ever thought I’d like a damn pineapple wheat ale. I don’t even like wheat beers all that...
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Pulpit Rock & Junkyard - Breakfast In The Berry Patch Pastry Sour
Nick: “Take a picture by my cool patio stair lighting!” Me: “Okay!” Also me: Takes fucking awful photo by his...
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Pulpit Rock - Sunshine And Swimsuits Pastry Sour
I don’t give two fucks about smoothie sours. I do, however, give all the fucks about Pulpit Rock. I love...
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Heavy Seas - Strawberry Shortcake Ale
This is a photo montage of me drinking a strawberry beer from Heavy Seas. I’m a pretty artistic guy, and...
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Energy City - Things We Don't Say Sorbet IPA
In. THANE. This was brewed in Batavia, Illinois. Shipped to Arizona. Purchased by my friend Jason, who then drove it...
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Humble Forager - Coastal Sunshine Smoothie Sour Ale (v14)
This beer is not in my list of preferred beer styles to try. My brother-in-law, Mike, wanted me to expose...
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