Unqualified Beer Reviews

Herrnbräu - Tradition Festbier

That German beer box has yet to disappoint. 🇩🇪 Crispy boys from way across the pond just hit diff when...

BrewHeart & Hopsmash - World's Moist Wanted Triple IPA

IT’S HAPPENING! THE WORLD’S MOIST WANTED IS HERE. 😱😱😱😱😱 Our collab with our fam at BrewHeart is officially released and extra,...

Advent Calendar German Beer Haul - Yorkville, Illinois

I always miss the German beer box around Christmas time. 🎄 ALWAYS. 😐 This time? A guy that I helped...

BrewHeart - ZZ Hop IPA

Another banging hazy wet boi from the homies at BrewHeart. 💦 What’s your favorite ZZ Top song? 🎸 That’s a...

FrauGruber - Coconapple Gose

JUST TAKE THE GOSE, they said. 🧐 IT’S NOT THAT SOUR, they said. 🤔 I’ve heard this lie before. 🫣...

Brauhaus Riegele - Augsburg, Germany

Our bro Andreas from BrewHeart was in town to act like idiots with us in Augsburg 🇩🇪 and we sort...

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BrewHeart - Hell Raiser Hoppy Lager

The genii at BrewHeart took their classic helles and dry-hopped it with Citra. 🍋 Bada bing, bada boom, a hoppy...

FrauGruber Craft Brewing - Gundelfingen An Der Donau, Germany

Hello from FrauGruber! 🇩🇪 Headed over to the middle of nowhere from Augsburg with our bro, Andreas from BrewHeart, to...

The Drunken Monkey - Augsburg, Germany

Oh god. 👀 I mean, greetings from Augsburg! 🇩🇪 Lovely town. Oh god, because our buds Kris from FrauGruber and...

BrewHeart - Bavarian Hellucination Helles Lager

BrewHeart made some lagers! 😍😍😍 First up is their classic helles, following in the footsteps of all the great and...

Olbermann Brauerei - Düsseldorf, Germany

Before we left Düsseldorf 🇩🇪 we had one more go at Olbermann so I could avoid the IPA I hated...

Hanscraft & Co. - Backbone Splitter IPA

Pre-dinner drink drunks here at Holy Craft in Düsseldorf. I grabbed this Backbone Splitter IPA from Hanscraft, whose likkies I’d...

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Hitchcoq - Düsseldorf, Germany

Ermagerrrrrrrd! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ Ben and Heidi flew a million miles to come hang with us in Düsseldorf ✈️ 🇩🇪 🤗 so...

BrewHeart Tap Takeover - De Dikke Koning in Amersfoort, Netherlands

Time for a tap takeover! 🤟🤟🤟 We 🚗 💨 to Amersfoort 🇳🇱 with our brotherman Andreas from BrewHeart so we...

BrewHeart - Hopeye Double IPA (2022)

Is 2022 this the best iteration of Hopeye yet? It absofkinglutely is. Daaaaamn, babes. This Sabro and Mosaic wet wet...

BrewHeart & Little Rain - Tour De France Double IPA

BrewHeart in Germany and Little Rain in Spain made a beer baby and then tour-released it in France. 🇩🇪 🇪🇸...

Hitchcoq - Düsseldorf, Germany

This is what life dreams are made of. 🥰 Chilling here in Düsseldorf with great friends, meeting new friends, and...

Higgins - Pioneer Whole Hop Cream Ale

If you don’t make lagers, you should make some cream ales. 💦 A little bit more flavor bang than a...

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