Unqualified Beer Reviews

Hacker-Pschorr - Oktoberfest Märzen

It’s Oktoberfest beer season and my body is ready for all of them. 🫃 This was my first go with...

Paulaner - Grapefruit Radler

Mail f’d the can. Smh. The ultimate beer to drink when you don’t wanna get shmammered during the pregame. 😵‍💫...

German-American Club Oktoberfest - Louisville, Kentucky

HEYOOOOO! 🇩🇪 Went to Oktoberfest at the German-American Club here in Louisville this weekend, and you know we had a...

Paulaner - Oktoberfest Märzen

Anyone going to Oktoberfest this year? 🍺 It’s that time of year! 😆 Hell yeah, put all the märzens into...

Paulaner - Oktoberfest Bier

Who’s ready for fall?! It’s that time of year! 🍂 I hate fall because it means winter is coming. Ngl....

Paulaner - Paulaner Pils

I accidentally deleted my original review. Either that, or I’m crazy. 😜 Tbh, it could go either way. Anyway, had...

Farm To Mouth Large Tote Bag

Paulaner - Münchner Lager

A crispy helles is always on the menu, especially for those warm German summer vibes. 🇩🇪 ☀️ I’m not in...

Paulaner - Paulaner Pils

We go to Germany *a lot*. 🇩🇪 Sadly, we will not be there this summer. 😭 Boooo. Thankfully, Paulaner hooked...

BrewHeart & Hopsmash - The World's Moist Wanted Triple IPA

MOIST. 💦 Awwwwwww hells yeah. 😍 Our good friend Ralph took this shot of a wonderful family of THE WORLDS...

Herrnbräu - Tradition Festbier

That German beer box has yet to disappoint. 🇩🇪 Crispy boys from way across the pond just hit diff when...

BrewHeart & Hopsmash - World's Moist Wanted Triple IPA

IT’S HAPPENING! THE WORLD’S MOIST WANTED IS HERE. 😱😱😱😱😱 Our collab with our fam at BrewHeart is officially released and extra,...

Advent Calendar German Beer Haul - Yorkville, Illinois

I always miss the German beer box around Christmas time. 🎄 ALWAYS. 😐 This time? A guy that I helped...

Lil' Hop Dad Hat

BrewHeart - ZZ Hop IPA

Another banging hazy wet boi from the homies at BrewHeart. 💦 What’s your favorite ZZ Top song? 🎸 That’s a...

FrauGruber - Coconapple Gose

JUST TAKE THE GOSE, they said. 🧐 IT’S NOT THAT SOUR, they said. 🤔 I’ve heard this lie before. 🫣...

Brauhaus Riegele - Augsburg, Germany

Our bro Andreas from BrewHeart was in town to act like idiots with us in Augsburg 🇩🇪 and we sort...

BrewHeart - Hell Raiser Hoppy Lager

The genii at BrewHeart took their classic helles and dry-hopped it with Citra. 🍋 Bada bing, bada boom, a hoppy...

FrauGruber Craft Brewing - Gundelfingen An Der Donau, Germany

Hello from FrauGruber! 🇩🇪 Headed over to the middle of nowhere from Augsburg with our bro, Andreas from BrewHeart, to...

The Drunken Monkey - Augsburg, Germany

Oh god. 👀 I mean, greetings from Augsburg! 🇩🇪 Lovely town. Oh god, because our buds Kris from FrauGruber and...

Wasted Days Dad Hat