Unqualified Beer Reviews

Craftival - Freiburg, Germany

CRAFTIVAAAAAAAAL! 🎊 We come to Freiburg 🇩🇪 nearly every year, and we’ve always missed Craftival at Decker. 🤦 Bad timing,...

Braukollektiv - Freiburg, Germany

Always a damn good time getting rip-shitted at Braukollektiv in Freiburg on the weekend? Absofuckingtively. 😵‍💫 I love giving James...

Braukollektiv - Ziggy #20 Pale Ale

Back. Back. Back. In Germany! 🇩🇪🥰 Haven’t been here since 2020, so we’re super stokified to be lathering ourselves in...

We All Deserve An Alcoholiday!

Someone sent this to me. I don’t even remember who. 🤔 But, it was on Signal. So, whoever you are,...

BrewHeart - Conversations With Blueberry Moore Fruited Sour

I told this motherfucker at BrewHeart that I do not like sours. 😖 Alas, he keeps giving them to be...

BrewHeart - The Beauty And The Yeast Triple IPA

A fucking boner banger of a triple nipple righ hrrrr. 💦 BrewHeart always comes with them hazy mammy jammies, and...

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BrewHeart - Conversations With Blueberry More Fruited Sour

Hey, ho, it’s a supermodel! 💁🏻 My brother from another mother, Andreas, checking in from BD57 in Oslo 🇳🇴 which...

BrewHeart & Krecher - The Thing Double IPA

Never have I ever had a Krecher. 🇳🇴 😕 I have, however, had a zillion BrewHeart beers. 🇩🇪 😏 And,...

Andechs - Andechser Hell Helles Lager

While this is by far not my favorite Andechs beer - what’s up, Spezial Hell? - I still bought it...

BrewHeart - It's Genghis Can Triple IPA

A juicy, hoppy face banger in the form of a hazy triple from BrewHeart? 🐵 It’s really difficult to list...

BrewHeart - Sexiest Can Alive Double IPA

Honestly, the floral mouth punch from this beer was weird as hell to me until Ang explained that I wasn’t...

BrewHeart - The Secret Life Of Hops No. 2 IPA

The hop bill in this beer is a “secret” in that I’m supposed to go seek out the answer. 🤫...

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BrewHeart - Brews Lee Enters The Dragon Double IPA

A squishy fruit delight for my mouth hole, BrewHeart has once again delivered me unto sexual pleasure. Or the reverse....

BrewHeart - Welcome To The Stratastrophy Double IPA

❤️‍🩹 I could definitely say life has been a Stratastrophy as of late, but instead, I’m gonna focus on the...

BrewHeart - Caution! Can At Work IPA

My fucking lovers at BrewHeart sent us a box of goodies all the way from Germany. ❤️ And while I...

BrewHeart - When Idaho Falls In Love Double IPA

I’ve been drinking BrewHeart beers since they opened, and I have a absotively loved watching them evolve and dial shit...

BrewHeart - Haze Anatomy Double IPA

I would say that “Grey’s Anatomy” can fuck right off, but I’ve honestly never seen it...

BrewHeart - Talus Of Mystery And Imagination Triple IPA

This is what relief looks like. After 5 weeks of exercise boot camp and absolutely zero...

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