Unqualified Beer Reviews

Piedmont - Strange But Not A Stranger Cold IPA

Landed in the Clemson area for a few days 🐯 and got to cracking the cold IPA I swiped from...

Riverlands - Frozen Oasis Double Dry-Hopped Double Cold IPA

They made this for summer, but I wasn’t here. 😔 So, I saw it at the store and immediately threw...

Phase Three - Geographic Reference West Coast Style Pilsner

An IPL labeled as a West Coast pils for all the haters. 💪 Do what you gotta do to get...

Hopewell - And Now Lupo Lager (IPL)

Did you know this beer was named for the first two words spoken just before the Chicago Bulls are announced...

Bierproeflokaal In De Wildeman - Amsterdam, Netherlands

One more super quick stop before the train arrives, this time at In De Wildeman in Amsterdam. 🇳🇱 This classic...

Riverlands - Thawing Rivers Cold IPA

If there’s ever a fire burning deep inside of me and the only way to put it out is by...

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Sudwerk - The Big DIPL Double IPL

Ryan and Ang gifted me a six of these double IPLs, and I have taken three of them to the...

Altamont - Mosaic Fuel IPL

I am currently laid up in a hospital bed, wrecked on painkillers instead of being wrecked on Mosaic Fuel. And,...

The Growler - Danville, California

Bbbback to The Growler in Danville, which is a favorite haunt that we usually reserve for 🥴 weekends. Also, our...

Hacienda & Maplewood - Acid-Rain-Dance Cold IPA

I am still and will forever be a believer that a cold IPA is just a tweaked IPL. But, if...

Bold Dog - Sunday Night Couch Cuddles IPL

You know I be buyin’ them IPLs! This may be the first time I’ve had Bold Dog, although I think...

Riverlands, Brother Chimp & 93 Octane - Rolling Down Randall Cold IPA

Rant before beer. 🚨 “Cold IPA” is one of the dumbest beer marketing terms of all time. I don’t care...

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Beer Haul - Arlington Heights, Illinois

Just rolled into Illinois and had to stop by Beer On The Wall to scoop some local heaters! (As well...

Gathering Place - Things We Don't Say IPL

This TeeDubs is an IPL! Knowing how erotically charged the hoppy lager is around the campus of Hopsmash Brewniversity, I...

Penrose - Hoppy Pils

I put this Penrose pilsner precisely into my pie hole and was rewarded with a biscuity sensual twinge...

Marz - Marz IPL

Marz tap takeover at Lodi Maple Park!?!? THEY HAD THE MARZ IPL ON DRAFT AND I HAD FIFTY-NINE...

Altamont - Sultana Fuel IPL

I will never not appreciate an Altamont clear boi. I will also never not appreciate an IPL. It’s god’s...

Altamont & Burial - Liquid Between Two Coasts Hoppy Pils

Altamont? Always here for them. Burial? Absolutely always here for them. A hoppy pils? Pour them...

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