Unqualified Beer Reviews

The Tap Brewery - Bloomington, Indiana

So, a short while back, we stayed in downtown Bloomington (IN) for a couple weeks housesitting a cat. 🐱 Hadn’t...

3 Floyds - Zombie Ice Double IPA

Why tf would I want the classic Zombie when I can have the double Ice? 👀 I mean…I don’t wanna...

3 Floyds - Zombie Dust Pale Ale

On the way to the track 🏃‍♂️ meet we hit Honest Abe’s in Morris, IL, for a “lite lunch,” and...

Sun King - Orange Vanilla Sunlight Cream Ale

The Mistwood Golf Dome has Sun King Orange Vanilla Sunlight on tap! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I REPEAT: The Mistwood Golf Dome has...

Revolution & 18th Street - Shop Talk IPA

I love how carefully nitpicky and pinpointed Revolution collabs are. 🤝 They always bang so hard, and rarely, if ever,...

3 Floyds - Dark Lord De Muerte Imperial Stout (2022)

Lil' Dark Lord De Muerte 2022 before golf? ☠️ YETH PLEATHE. ⛳️ Guajillo peppers and bourbon barrels? Take my pants....

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Sun King - Orange Vanilla Sunlight Cream Ale

I have to really fucking love a beer to keep ordering it over and over in the same sitting. Sun...

Upland - Dragonfly IPA

I put an entire Upland Dragonfly inside of me in the time it took for me to pick the next...

Against The Grain & Upland - Overcompensation Double IPA

ATG and Upland got stooooopid with Overcompensation. This beer was so galdarn hoppy and...

Terre Haute - Stiffy Undead IPA

Been a while since I put my face on some THBC, so I grabbed this when I saw it at...

18th Street - Queen Reaper Double IPA

I am bothered by beers that have such a deep orange hue. Makes me think they’re gonna...

Metazoa - Hoppopotamus IPA

The first time I was gonna go to Metazoa many moons ago, they were having a pre-party or...

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Bare Hands - Thai.P.A. IPA

Being honest, I 100% bought this because I thought it was gonna be dank AF. My 90s teenager...

Upland - Juiced In Time IPA

I honestly feel like all the goodness of this highly rated beer evaporated from the can. It was...

Chilly Water - One Hop Wonder IPA

I feel like an amateur for not being able to tell you what “one hop” this wonder is. Oh wait,...

3 Floyds - Alpha Klaus Porter

Alpha Klaus sits at the right hand of the father. The father is Celebration from Sierra Nevada...

3 Floyds - Zombie Dust APA

Zombie Dust in a can is still Zombie Dust. And it’s forever fucking awesome. APA LOVER is...

3 Floyds - Black Is Beautiful Oatmeal Stout

I finally saw a Black Is Beautiful beer in person. Naturally, I immediately bought it. This 3 Floyds...

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