Unqualified Beer Reviews

Pulpit Rock - Wants Vs. Needs Double IPA

I gaffled another Pulpit Rock from Ben’s fridge, this one a hazy double that I knew was gonna give me...

Pulpit Rock - Neighbor Beer Czech Pale Lager

Ben had some Pulpit Rock in the downstairs fridge, and I immediately put it inside me because more than one...

Big Grove - Boomtown Premium Golden Ale

Hanging out in my old stomping grounds in the Quad Cities, this golden ale from the Big Grove posse in...

Big Grove - Festbier

The Big Grove festbeebee is a sweet malt spasm of epically epic proportions. I had two of these back to...

Pulpit Rock - Fashionably Late Pastry Milk Stout

Attention! If you’re allergic to peanuts, please grab your epipen before you read this. Peanut flour. Peanut butter malt balls....

Pulpit Rock - Call Me Maybe Pastry Sour

Yet yet yet another ‘nother other pastry sour body nakeder from Decorah, Iowa. I definitely thought this would be blue...

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Pulpit Rock - Fruktig (P.S.M.) Smoothie Style Sour

This Fruktig might look thicker than my thighs after an all-weekend pork roast, but I can assure you that it...

Pulpit Rock - Luna Juice Double IPA

I just recently noticed Pahto hops in more places than I expected to. It’s not that they’re brand new or...

Pulpit Rock & Junkyard - Breakfast In The Berry Patch Pastry Sour

Nick: “Take a picture by my cool patio stair lighting!” Me: “Okay!” Also me: Takes fucking awful photo by his...

Barn Town - Chowda Double IPA

I don’t know what the hell is in the water in West Des Moines, but every beer I have from...

Pulpit Rock - Little Italy Italian Pilsner

This beer is 3.8%. Hahahahah. Hahahaha. Ha! I love that. A beer that I can drink 42 of, which also...

Pulpit Rock - Sunshine And Swimsuits Pastry Sour

I don’t give two fucks about smoothie sours. I do, however, give all the fucks about Pulpit Rock. I love...

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Pulpit Rock - B.T.O. Bock

I’m always here for a bock. Don’t really think it’s as appreciated in the U.S. as it should be, but...

Adventurous - Complex Motion Double IPA

Recently took a lil’ Complex Motion to the neck with my dude Marty to celebrate a friend’s birthday. We chose...

Barn Town - Hop Skewer IPA

Every time I see this can, I read HOP SHOWER or HOP SEWER. TBH, I’d take either one of those...

Beer Haul - Louisville, Kentucky

Our awesome friends we never see, Kristen and Nick, decided to bless us with their presence this past weekend. Which...

Hop Butcher & Toppling Goliath - Perceptor IPA

Splitting Hop Butcher beers with my dude is my favorite shit. It’s difficult to be impartial when...

Backpocket Brewing - Coralville, Iowa

Out here in Iowa to watch the kid and her softball squad beat up on Iowa. 😬 Besides all that...

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